The moon shone brightly above the kingdom. Laughter and sounds of great joy danced on the wind. A celebration of unity commenced. Ha! Celebration of unity my foot! More like a celebration of my impending doom!
“Arashi, come on, man! It’s not that bad! At least she’s cute?”
“Oh, yes! At least she’s cute! She’s been trying to kill me for the last year, but AT LEAST SHE’S CUTE!”
The soft crunching of leaves caught my attention, but I didn’t need to look up to know who it was. Her presence had become so familiar to me it was practically a screaming beacon.
“I have apologized n